Pixar Review Double Feature Next Sunday

Hey everyone!
Update: Next Sunday, I will be reviewing Finding Dory, the sequel to a classic underwater adventure, and Ratatouille, the movie that recently became a terrible musical starring stars from that one app we shall never speak of. Yeah, really. 
On a sparkling purple background, a fork with twirled spaghetti, in the shape of a rat. to the left of the pasta-filled fork is text reading Ratatouille: The TikTok musical. To the left of the word TikTok is a stylized eighth note with a glitch-like color shift effect is shown.
Why did they ruin such a classic film by making a "TiKtOk MuSiCaL?!"  Is the music all sped up Happy Hamster nonsense? Or is it "Oh No" as the only track played 6 quaziheptogigadillion times? Is one of the stars that annoying female robot voice? I'd never see that garbage-infested dumpster fire, even if it were a speck-sized thing far away from my view.

Again, it's next Sunday! I know I've been delaying and delaying for so long, so that's why it's a DOUBLE FEATURE!

Thanks for your understanding.
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